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If you are looking for a job and are a member in good standing, we will be happy to add you to our job alert emails. Job alert emails are sent to those on the list when STA hears or asks to post a job. Use the contact form to request that you be added to our Job Alert List.
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Tools For Sale
Hilti Drill
$150 Good condition, lacking charger
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Dewalt Sawzall
Cordless
$100
Donald William Cheng
email: d.cheng@dwcintl.com
phone: 212-882-1693
Blue Embroidered STA Shirt
Another fashionable and comfortable official STA T-shirt featuring one side pocket for pens, pencils, notes, etc., and the Official STA embroidered logo! 100% pure cotton.
Price: $15.00 (includes tax) plus $3.00 shipping and handling
Colors Available: Blue
Sizes Available: Medium, Large, X-large
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If you will be sending a check:
Please mail your check to the following address:
STA
c/o Peter Grech
310 East 46 Street
New York, New York 10017
Black Embroidered STA Shirt
Now available: STA beautiful embroidered shirts, see below:
This stunning golf shirt features two top buttons with collar, and one pocket for pens, pencils, pads, etc. 50% polyester, 50% cotton, and soft to the touch with the official STA embroidered logo! Be a part of the STA team while wearing this fashionable and comfortable Shirt!
Price: $20.00( includes tax) plus $3.00 shipping and handling
Sizes Available: Large and X-large
Colors Available: Black
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If you will be sending a check:
Please mail your check to the following address:
STA
c/o Peter Grech
310 East 46 Street
New York, New York 10017
George and The Dragon
An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: “George and the Dragon.”
He knocked.
The Innkeeper’s wife stuck her head out a window. “Could ye spare some victuals?” He asked.
The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. “No!” she shouted.
“Could I have a pint of ale?”
“No!” she shouted.
“Could I at least sleep in your stable?”
“No!” she shouted again.
The vagabond said, “Might I please…?”
“What now?” the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.
“D’ye suppose,” he asked, “that I might have a word with George?”
Sense(s) and Sensibility
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish, upscale, Upper East Side building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, reeking of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!”
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”
Three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and the door opens.
Before she leaves, she looks both women in the eye, bends over, cuts a loud smelly one and says, “Broccoli – 49 cents a pound!”
The Drinking Bandido
A Mexican bandit, after a long ride decided to stop at the local saloon for a drink.
He slammed his fist on the bar and demanded a strong drink. The bartender made him a drink and the bandit drank it like kool-aid.
This made the bandito irate and thundered at the bartender, “If you don’t make me a strong drink I’ll shoot everyone in this saloon!”
The bartender complied by putting together all of his strongest drinks in a tall glass, and threw into the glass a stray rifle bullet as well.
The bandito drank it and left.
The next day the bandito arrived again and asked for a strong drink, “But a little weaker than the last one, bartender, because yesterday on way home I farted and I killed my horse.”
