<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association</title>
	<atom:link href="http://nycsta.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://nycsta.com</link>
	<description></description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:22:35 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator>
<xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" />
		<item>
		<title>Government Resources</title>
		<link>http://nycsta.com/government-resources/</link>
		<comments>http://nycsta.com/government-resources/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webmaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useful Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Community]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[department of taxation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[environmental protection agency]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Finance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Housing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new york city department of buildings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new york city department of finance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urban development department]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nycsta.com/?p=508</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>GOVERNMENT RESOURCES New York State Division of Housing and Community Renewal New York City Department of Housing Preservation and Development New York City Department of Finance New York City Department of Buildings Rent Guidelines Board New York City Department For The Aging (SCRIE) Department of Housing and Urban Development Department of Health Department of Taxation [...]</p><p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>GOVERNMENT RESOURCES</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://housing.ny.gov/">New York State Division of Housing and Community Renewal</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.nyc.gov/html/hpd/html/home/home.shtml">New York City Department of Housing Preservation and Development</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.ci.nyc.ny.us/html/dof/html/home/home.shtml/">New York City Department of Finance</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.nyc.gov/html/dob/html/about/about.shtml">New York City Department of Buildings</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.housingnyc.com/">Rent Guidelines Board</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.nyc.gov/html/dfta/html/home/home.shtml">New York City Department For The Aging</a> (SCRIE)</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://portal.hud.gov/portal/page/portal/HUD">Department of Housing and Urban Development</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/html/home/home.shtml">Department of Health</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.tax.state.ny.us/">Department of Taxation and Finance</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.epa.gov/">US Environmental Protection Agency</a></li>
</ul>
<p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nycsta.com/government-resources/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Industry Associations</title>
		<link>http://nycsta.com/industry-associations/</link>
		<comments>http://nycsta.com/industry-associations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 17:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webmaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useful Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apartment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Association]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[building owners and managers association]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Community]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Housing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[industry associations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Managers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[national apartment association]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[national multi housing council]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rent stabilization association]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nycsta.com/?p=511</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>INDUSTRY ASSOCIATIONS: Associated Builders and Owners of Greater New York Rent Stabilization Association Building Owners and Managers Association Community Housing Improvement Program National Apartment Association National Multi Housing Council Real Estate Board of New York &#160;</p><p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>INDUSTRY ASSOCIATIONS:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.abogny.com/">Associated Builders and Owners of Greater New York</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.rsanyc.net/">Rent Stabilization Association</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.boma.org/Pages/default.aspx">Building Owners and Managers Association</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Community Housing Improvement Program</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.naahq.org/Pages/welcome.aspx">National Apartment Association</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.nmhc.org/">National Multi Housing Council</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.rebny.com/">Real Estate Board of New York</a></li>
</ul>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nycsta.com/industry-associations/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Christmas Tree Safety</title>
		<link>http://nycsta.com/christmas-tree-safety/</link>
		<comments>http://nycsta.com/christmas-tree-safety/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 02:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webmaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Tree Safety]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apartment houses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Building]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas tree safety]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conifer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dwelling units]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[home]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[natural trees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[occupancy group]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Safety]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[water]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nycsta.com/?p=649</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>CHRISTMAS TREE SAFETY The Fire Code allows cut trees to be displayed inside apartments. The code also allows natural trees to be stored or displayed, but not trees with conifer. Conifer is any tree, plant or shrub containing pitch, including hemlock, balsam, pine and fir. A natural tree is a live tree, plant or shrub, [...]</p><p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CHRISTMAS TREE SAFETY</p>
<p>The Fire Code allows cut trees to be displayed inside apartments. The code also allows<br />
natural trees to be stored or displayed, but not trees with conifer. Conifer is any tree,<br />
plant or shrub containing pitch, including hemlock, balsam, pine and fir. A natural tree is a  live tree, plant or shrub, including conifer, which is rooted in soil.</p>
<p>To make the rest of the code clear. No &#8220;fresh&#8221; cut trees are permitted in lobbies of building.<br />
The following is the full contents of the code restricting tree displays.</p>
<p>At the end there are hits on caring for trees in the apartments.</p>
<p>Cut natural trees may be displayed in any buildings except:</p>
<p>* Occupancy Group A (Public Assembly)<br />
* Occupancy Group B (Business)<br />
* Occupancy Group E (Educational)<br />
* Occupancy Group I-1, I-2, I-3, I-4 (Institutional)<br />
* Occupancy Group M (Mercantile)<br />
* Occupancy Group R-1 and R-2 (Residential; Hotels &#038;<br />
Apartment Houses) * Buildings or structures used for a public gathering</p>
<p>Notwithstanding the foregoing occupancy restrictions, cut natural trees may be displayed in houses of worship and apartment dwelling units.</p>
<p>Natural trees, except conifers, may be stored and displayed in a building, provided they are<br />
maintained in a healthy condition and are not allowed to become dry. It shall be unlawful to<br />
store or display natural trees that are conifers in any building.</p>
<p>Cut natural trees for display in any building shall have the trunk bottoms cut off at least 0.5 inches (12.7 mm) above the original cut and shall be placed in a support device. The support device shall be of a type that is stable, holds the tree in an upright position and meets all of the following criteria:</p>
<p>1. The device shall hold the tree securely and be of adequate size to avoid tipping<br />
over of the tree.<br />
2. The device shall be capable of containing a minimum 2-day supply of water.<br />
3. The water level, when full, shall cover the tree stem at least 2 inches (51 mm). The<br />
water level shall be maintained above the fresh cut and checked at least once daily.</p>
<p>Dryness Natural trees and cut natural trees shall be removed from the building whenever the<br />
needles or leaves fall off readily when a tree branch is shaken or if the needles are<br />
brittle and break when bent between the thumb and index finger. Trees shall be checked daily for dryness.</p>
<p>Retail sale of cut natural trees<br />
Merchants of cut natural trees, including Christmas trees, shall, at the time of retail sale of each such tree, attach to the tree a printed tag containing appropriate instructions for its safe and lawful display and disposal.</p>
<p>Christmas Safety Tips * When buying a live tree, look at the needles. If they are brown or break easily, choose another tree. Test for freshness by bending a few needles in half. If the needles snap in two, the tree is dry- look for a tree with needles that spring back to their original shape.<br />
* When you take your tree home, put it in a sturdy, non-tip stand filled with water.<br />
* Give the tree plenty of water. Dry trees can catch on fire easily.<br />
* Make sure the tree is at least three feet away<br />
from any flame or heat source.<br />
* Never put candles on or near your tree.<br />
* Put your tree near the electrical outlet. Do not block the exit.<br />
* Before you put the lights on the tree, look at every bulb. If the string of lights does<br />
not look perfect, throw the lights away and get new ones.<br />
* Lights do not last long. Replace your lights as soon as you see any signs of damage.<br />
* Look on the box for a mark that says ETL, UL or CSA. This means the lights have been<br />
tested for safety.<br />
* Read the directions. Only use as many strings of lights as it says is safe to use.<br />
* When decorating indoors, use only those lights listed for indoor use. Unplug all lights,<br />
inside and out, before going to bed or leaving home.<br />
* Safely get rid of your tree when it begins dropping needles. Dried-out trees are<br />
flammable. They should not be left inside the home or garage, or placed against the<br />
house.<br />
* Make sure your home has working smoke alarms and fire extinguishers.<br />
* Make sure your family knows what to do to get outside safely in a fire. Practice a<br />
family fire drill so your family and guests know the plan.</p>
<p>When finding and caring for your Christmas tree this holiday season, just remember the<br />
word &#8220;STAR&#8221;:<br />
* Space: Keep your tree at least three feet away from any heat source or flames such as<br />
candles and fireplaces.<br />
* Turn off the lights when you leave the room or go to sleep.<br />
* Add water daily to keep your tree from drying out too fast.<br />
* Replace lights when they are cracked or the wire is frayed. Holiday lights should be<br />
replaced about every 3 years. Look for the UL label on the box so you know they have<br />
been tested for safety. </p>
<p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nycsta.com/christmas-tree-safety/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Jobs and Job Alerts</title>
		<link>http://nycsta.com/jobs-and-job-alerts/</link>
		<comments>http://nycsta.com/jobs-and-job-alerts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 03:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webmaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[form]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[looking for a job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[member]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[STA]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nycsta.com/?p=647</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you are looking for a job and are a member in good standing, we will be happy to add you to our job alert emails. Job alert emails are sent to those on the list when STA hears or asks to post a job. Use the contact form to request that you be added [...]</p><p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are looking for a job and are a member in good standing, we will be happy to add you to our job alert emails. Job alert emails are sent to those on the list when STA hears or asks to post a job.  Use the contact form to request that you be added to our Job Alert List.  </p>
<p>Thank you. </p>
<p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nycsta.com/jobs-and-job-alerts/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Tools For Sale</title>
		<link>http://nycsta.com/tools-for-sale/</link>
		<comments>http://nycsta.com/tools-for-sale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 16:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webmaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tools Buy/Sell]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nycsta.com/?p=605</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hilti Drill $150 Good condition, lacking charger item2: Dewalt Sawzall Cordless $100 Donald William Cheng email: d.cheng@dwcintl.com phone: 212-882-1693</p><p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hilti Drill<br />
$150  Good condition, lacking charger</p>
<p>item2:<br />
Dewalt Sawzall<br />
Cordless<br />
$100</p>
<p>Donald William Cheng<br />
email:  d.cheng@dwcintl.com<br />
phone: 212-882-1693</p>
<p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nycsta.com/tools-for-sale/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Calendar of Events</title>
		<link>http://nycsta.com/calendar-of-events/</link>
		<comments>http://nycsta.com/calendar-of-events/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 16:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webmaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Calendar of Events, Meetings, Etc.]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nycsta.com/?p=592</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><iframe frameborder="0" src="http://30boxes.com/widget/8186160/EllenLevinas/c912b31a6474d845bd38192629302523/0/" width="575" height="600" style="border: none; overflow: hidden;"></iframe></p>
<p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nycsta.com/calendar-of-events/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Blue Embroidered STA Shirt</title>
		<link>http://nycsta.com/blue-embroidered-sta-shirt/</link>
		<comments>http://nycsta.com/blue-embroidered-sta-shirt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 16:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webmaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[STA Shop]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nycsta.com/?p=584</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Another fashionable and comfortable official STA T-shirt featuring one side pocket for pens, pencils, notes, etc., and the Official STA embroidered logo! 100% pure cotton. Price: $15.00 (includes tax) plus $3.00 shipping and handling Colors Available: Blue Sizes Available: Medium, Large, X-large [wp_cart:STAShirtBlueMedium:price:15.00:shipping:3.00:end] Medium [wp_cart:STAShirtBlueLarge:price:15.00:shipping:3.00:end] Large [wp_cart:STAShirtBlueX-Large:price:15.00:shipping:3.00:end] X-Large If you will be sending a check: [...]</p><p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://nycsta.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sta-light-blue.gif"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-585" title="sta-light-blue" src="http://nycsta.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sta-light-blue-300x291.gif" alt="" width="300" height="291" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Another fashionable and comfortable official STA T-shirt featuring one side pocket for pens, pencils, notes, etc., and the Official STA embroidered logo! 100% pure cotton.</p>
<p>Price: $15.00 (includes tax) plus $3.00 shipping and handling</p>
<p>Colors Available: Blue</p>
<p>Sizes Available: Medium, Large, X-large</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: left;">[wp_cart:STAShirtBlueMedium:price:15.00:shipping:3.00:end] Medium</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">[wp_cart:STAShirtBlueLarge:price:15.00:shipping:3.00:end] Large</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">[wp_cart:STAShirtBlueX-Large:price:15.00:shipping:3.00:end] X-Large</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">If you will be sending a check:</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Please mail  your check to the following address:<br />
STA</p>
<p>c/o Peter Grech</p>
<p>310 East 46 Street</p>
<p>New York,  New York  10017</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">
<p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nycsta.com/blue-embroidered-sta-shirt/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Black Embroidered STA Shirt</title>
		<link>http://nycsta.com/welcome-to-the-sta-shop/</link>
		<comments>http://nycsta.com/welcome-to-the-sta-shop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 02:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webmaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[STA Shop]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nycsta.com/?p=574</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Now available: STA beautiful embroidered shirts, see below: This stunning golf shirt features two top buttons with collar, and one pocket for pens, pencils, pads, etc.  50% polyester, 50% cotton, and soft to the touch with the official STA embroidered logo!  Be a part of the STA team while wearing this fashionable and comfortable Shirt! [...]</p><p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Now available: STA beautiful embroidered shirts, see below:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://nycsta.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sta-black-shirt.gif"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-579" title="sta-black-shirt" src="http://nycsta.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sta-black-shirt-300x277.gif" alt="" width="300" height="277" /></a><br />
This stunning golf shirt features two top buttons with collar, and one pocket for pens, pencils, pads, etc.  50% polyester, 50% cotton, and soft to the touch with the official STA embroidered logo!  Be a part of the STA team while wearing this fashionable and comfortable Shirt!</p>
<p>Price: $20.00( includes tax) plus $3.00 shipping and handling</p>
<p>Sizes Available: Large and X-large</p>
<p>Colors Available: Black</p>
<p>[wp_cart:STAEmbroideredShirtLarge:price:20.00:shipping:3.00:end]  Large</p>
<p>[wp_cart:STAEmbroideredShirtX-Large:price:20.00:shipping:3.00:end] X-Large</p>
<p>If you will be sending a check:</p>
<p>Please mail  your check to the following address:<br />
STA</p>
<p>c/o Peter Grech</p>
<p>310 East 46 Street</p>
<p>New York,  New York  10017</p>
<p><strong><br />
</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nycsta.com/welcome-to-the-sta-shop/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>George and The Dragon</title>
		<link>http://nycsta.com/george-and-the-dragon/</link>
		<comments>http://nycsta.com/george-and-the-dragon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 20:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webmaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes and Anecdotes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nycsta.com/?p=572</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: &#8220;George and the Dragon.&#8221; He knocked. The Innkeeper&#8217;s wife stuck her head out a window. &#8220;Could ye spare some victuals?&#8221; He asked. The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. &#8220;No!&#8221; she shouted. &#8220;Could I have a pint [...]</p><p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: &#8220;George and the Dragon.&#8221;</p>
<p>He knocked.</p>
<p>The Innkeeper&#8217;s wife stuck her head out a window. &#8220;Could ye spare some victuals?&#8221; He asked.</p>
<p>The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. &#8220;No!&#8221; she shouted.</p>
<p>&#8220;Could I have a pint of ale?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No!&#8221; she shouted.</p>
<p>&#8220;Could I at least sleep in your stable?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No!&#8221; she shouted again.</p>
<p>The vagabond said, &#8220;Might I please&#8230;?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What now?&#8221; the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.</p>
<p>&#8220;D&#8217;ye suppose,&#8221; he asked, &#8220;that I might have a word with George?&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nycsta.com/george-and-the-dragon/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Sense(s) and Sensibility</title>
		<link>http://nycsta.com/senses-and-sensibility/</link>
		<comments>http://nycsta.com/senses-and-sensibility/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 20:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webmaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes and Anecdotes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://nycsta.com/?p=570</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish, upscale, Upper East Side building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, reeking of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, &#8220;Romance&#8221; by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!&#8221; Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the [...]</p><p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish, upscale, Upper East Side building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, reeking of expensive perfume.</p>
<p>She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, &#8220;Romance&#8221; by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!&#8221;</p>
<p>Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, &#8220;Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!&#8221;</p>
<p>Three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and the door opens.</p>
<p>Before she leaves, she looks both women in the eye, bends over, cuts a loud smelly one and says, &#8220;Broccoli &#8211; 49 cents a pound!&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://nycsta.com">Welcome to The Superintendents Technical Association - </a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://nycsta.com/senses-and-sensibility/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

